So here’s the thing and why I stopped having no strings attached sex (aside from to many lame lays) it’s that stupid attachment thing where you sleep with someone you don’t think you are that attracted to and they end up being fucking amazing in bed! You think you can still walk away but you get some kind of oxytocin addiction to them and become an overnight junkie!!! I met “Will” on Tinder I had two dates lined up the other week and he was date 1, I thought he would be a practice date, only he was witty and charming and when he grabbed me and wore the face off me on the escalators of Oxford Street tube I thought “hello, you are definitely hot in the sack.” Tinder date 2 never went ahead and Will was begging me to meet him that night, I didn’t, it was to hot and sweaty to get on a tube and go south of the river. We met up on Saturday night instead and went to a pub that was to loud, followed by another that was to quiet and we sat playing Jenga and he did lines of coke. We then left to go to another bar but before I knew it, the bar was his place and we were playing Monopoly and coke. He was one of those guys who could do the 2 finger trick and before you know it your braless and powerless to his arms! Anyway we slept together and it was amazing! Finally someone who can keep up with me and not just in the bedroom, Wednesday was round 2, followed by whispers of “you’re amazing” in my ear during the night. Then he had to cancel our unconfirmed date on Friday, followed by a “maybe’ lunch on Sunday and he has yet to reply to my What’s App from two days ago. Damn him!!!

Anyway to undo all this I’m meeting the Scabby Scot tomorrow, I’m wondering if I get some oxytocin with him, will I undo that from Will? I reckon the more men smell other men off you the more they will want you.